- Everyone needs loads of fake tanner on their bodies. Increase the sun-kissed look with piles of bronzer on your faces, as well.
- Spritz and spray hair to high heaven.
- Dark, smokey eye makeup. Lots of lip gloss.
- Long, fake nails.
- The tightest, lowest cut dresses you can find with huge cross necklaces. And heels. Definitely heels. The tackier, the better.
- Guys need tight t-shirts (think Ed Hardy)


