According to People Magazine, Frédéric Fekkai stylist Renato Campora is responsible for Jones's hair. He wanted the attention to go to Jones's Zac Posen dress, not her head, so he chose this "very modern" updo. Well, it doesn't work with me.
This isn't the first time January Jones made my worst list. Check her out at the 2010 Golden Globes. Ick again.