We have something to tell you Teri. Your face is somehow askew and we're not sure how to fix it. We saw you the other week on Oprah and could not stop staring at your nose. One nostril was up, the other down. You said a lot of nice things (one being that you have never, ever gone under the knife ... sadly we believe you lied) and we feel terrible for you that you can't find anyone to sleep with. We do think you need to lay off the pity party and the knife for a few months and come back in 2007 a proud, confident woman. We're rooting for you.
Ed's note: Teri, your plastic surgeon did not lose his license.
Worst Celebrity Beauty of 2006
By Julyne Derrick, About.com Guide
Didya Hear the Rumor That Teri Hatcher's Plastic Surgeon Lost His License?
Teri Hatcher summer 2006
Credit: Photo by Solo /ZUMA PressPrev
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