Worst Celebrity Beauty of 2006

Jennifer, we know the real story. You just didn't have time in between making movies, making music and making love to that skinny minny husband of yours to go get a dye job. But we love, love, love how these roots (gray!) caused every rag in town to guestimate your due date at Christmas. You are so fabulous and glamorous and we love you so, but a word of advice: Next time you have roots, don't part the hair straight down the middle.