Worst Celebrity Beauty of 2006

Oh Nicole have you not seen US Weekly? The world has been harping for at least a year or two on how skinny you are and you've sworn you're eating again, but honey, apparently you SO ... ARE ... NOT. Your leg skin is flapping in the wind! Your collarbone is on the verge of a breakthrough. Your bathing suit bottoms look vaguely Sumo-wrestleresque. But you, my dear, you look rather famine-esque.

If the camera adds 10 pounds, then we wonder: In public can people even see you?