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Bad Nails, Bad Hangover, Bad 'Do

Check out those chewed up nails
Credit: Photo by Nancy Kaszerman/ZUMA Press
Lindsay love. We've read you've been running around NYC with a bad hand job and here you're giving us the proof. You look as if you just rolled out of bed, threw on any old couture, pulled the hair back in a messy bun and then fell asleep in the limo en route to the red carpet. As for that dye job -- looks as if the spray-tan girl (we hear you have one) sprayed a little too long around the face (or did your makeup artist just go a little too heavy on the bronzed powder?). We say fire her, get some sleep (for Heaven's sake are you going to party away the rest of your teens?) and invest your millions in a $2 bottle of polish remover.